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The Adventures of Duane & Brando
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Sonic
SE-GA Sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same Rockin' the red shoes, blue dude, voodoo curse Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude Just wait until I see him again He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did
Come on!
That's why they call me Sonic I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit And when you can't take it any more I do it again Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man! Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me
(One time. Two) Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast I appear in every act with my Eggman ride New moves, new plan, no place to hide Every time you think you win I go back to my lab creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat... (BRRRRR!) (Did I do that?)
Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes That shit hurts even with these infinite lives I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you On a mission to turn you into robot stew
It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke
Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.) Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut up!) ALT: (You shit.)
We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through Show these bitches how we do what we do What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself What the hell happened to you?
I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no) Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no) Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no) Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)
Shut the fuck up It's time to get serious, Tails
Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay) Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'? Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way Watch your back, if you know what's good for you I will *mumbling* You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)
I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?) Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log ALT: (Read a book!.) I don't even really fuckin' care!
I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath I got a dick like a chain saw I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA
Bring it on, you can't replace this Based on me on a first name basis Why the fuck do you rap so slow? Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho? ALT: (That Guy?.)
ERROR: Does not compute Shoot my system froze, reboot Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.
What the fuck is this muthafuckin' bullshit? That Robotnik just won't quit I'm tired of this shit, I want a chili dog I'm the real motherfucking Sonic the Hedgehog!
Activating Spin Ball (Motherfucker, don't make me laugh)
I'll get you next time... (Motherfucker, I just shut your ass down!)
(Don't ever compare me to Leo...)
One two three, here we come with the rings It's Sonic and Tails, bitch pack your things I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini I got my Chaos Emeralds, barely competing You're so clever Sonic. Where do you come up with these rhymes? Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waitin' outside How 'bout you give me a chance, to be your sidekick guy? Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Oww!)
'Sup little bitches, yo my name is Knuckles And I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker with some wicked dreadlocks So I'm lookin' at ya Sonic, 'cause you think that you're fast But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last 'Cause your rhymes are old bro, I think it's a no-go You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO!
But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed I've got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fist And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease I'm gonna get a one-up bustin' up some TVs Bitch please! I'll put your ass on disability Then pimp smack your ass, take away your credibility Wait- I gotta turn it around We gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground Now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through Right to your HQ, got my nigga in blue (And he's fast too!) (He's who?) Man I told you! Catch up with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik!
I got it under control Tails, I'll get them shits back When you fuck with a motherfucka' like me, you'll get bitch smacked
I'm way too fast, bitch understand Motherfuckers talk shit and get the back of my hand Like all day long and every night I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right I'm so groov'ay, I'm out of sight Like General Patton, I'm not talkin' 'bout Mike I'm old school fool, Tails take the mic
D-Dodgin' bombs way cool, as we enter the arch Thumbs up motherfucker, we be comin' with sparks To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it punk! Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a fuck!
We're the motherfuckin' team flyin' by with skill One rhyme left, goin' in for the kill I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind 1.20 in my pocket but with plenty of time Fast approachin' Let me jump these bombs Straight through the hole like I'm fuckin' it, nah It doesn't really matter 'cause I see it right there. It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care For sure!
(Don't you know that you look like a fuckin' walrus, that flies) ALT: (Ok, now go away Tails. You're not old enough to fight Robotnik yet.) BRRRRR!!!
It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm hauntin' your dreams With my mean, bean, pokey thing killing machine!
What the fuck did you say? I wasn't payin' attention I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention Let's end this now, I got shit I gotta do You motherfuckin' motherfucker, fuckin' whoopity doo
You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game All you woodland creatures are all the same I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog Check my MySpace bitch, I just posted a blog.
I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was 'Log' You'd better let my friends go you gluttonous hog I'll down+A your face, let go of me tubs It's been a long day chubby, gotta get me some grub I'm starvin'
(What the?)
(BRRRRR!!! HAHAHA) So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back! What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that Nooooooo I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! Yeah right motherfucker, tell that to Star Jones! Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab That's enough motherfucker, I'll throw my arm at you Sonic! (Initiating targeting sequence) Where'd you go Robotnik?
KAPOW! I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? BRRRRR! You cow, you fuckin' big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch I'm gonna cook you over easy HUMPTY DUMPTY! (I said it)
I will destroy you and your friend Tails too! I really don't think that's gonna happen, RoBUTTnik I got the -SUPER SONIC-
Well hardy har har, three cheers for you I'm really mad now, you have no clue!
Ooh, I'm not listening (Don't care) motherfucker
I'm waggin' my fist from the seat of my ride With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide!
Still not listening (I really don't care) motherfucker
Anyways I'm gonna fuckin' tear your fuckin' shit apart I gotta shit, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted OH NO! HAHAHA Video Games Entertainment Lifestyle Full site Licensing Privacy Policy Feedback TABLE OF CONTENTS
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