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亞當森德勒
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Fatty Mcgee
[typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]
[talking quietly] M1:'ms. murphy is such a pain, man.' M2:'we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!' M1:'and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.' M2:'well we better study our butts off.' M1:'well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.' M2:'ok, enough talking, let's study!' M1:'all right.' [turning pages]
[heavy steps] M2: 'uh oh' M1: 'oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library.' [heavy steps continue] M2: 'oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath!'
[fatty whining, try to catch breath] M1: 'oh no, he's going to sit with us.' Fatty: [annoying whining voice]'hey fellas, studying for the big test?' M1: 'uh, yes fatty, we were.' Fatty: [still trying to catch breath]'great! i'll join ya.' [fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] M2: 'hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?' Fatty: 'no, no, i'm catching it!' [fatty continuing to whine and snort] M1: 'ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.' Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder]'sure, no problem.' M1: 'oh man.' Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly]'this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.' [whining continues even louder] M1: 'yes fatty, we know, we just said that.' [wheezing continues a little softer] M2: 'fatty! please keep it down!'
[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: 'is he sleeping!?' M1: 'no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down.' [snoring stops, more weird noise starts] M2: 'ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!?' Fatty: [pausing, snorting]'i'm trying.' [whining continues] M1: 'fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!' [whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] M2: 'oh no, that one's going to do it!'
[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] M2: 'fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!' Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine]'i'm sorry!' Fireman ray: 'fire! man the building!' M1: 'sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm.' Fireman ray: 'fatty mcgee, is that you again!?' Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly]'yes.' [snort]'sorry.' [snort] Fireman ray: 'didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?' Fatty: [whiney voice]'but i like the stairs!' Fireman ray: [annoyed]'why!?' Fatty: [still whining horribly]'they're fun!' Fireman ray: 'oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!' [everyone laughing at stupid joke] [raspberry]
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