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Stephen Lynch
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Special (live)
Intro:You know being on the road a lot, I start missing a lot of things about home. Most of all my friends, but in particular, one of them, whom I consider my best friend. His name was Ed and he was very dear to me. You know him? I loved him dearly, even if he was a little bit... Thank you, sir. Special. *Starts playing then stops* Oh by the way, for those who've seen my shows before, I'm gonna do some of the old ones but I'm gonna be throwing some new shit in too. So sing along if you know the words, but I've thrown some new shit into this one too.
When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different
Oh, special Ed His Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright instead He's a little bit special Just a little bit special
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt I liked math, and the spelling bee Ed liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Ed His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head Now she keeps him - Where? - in the shed Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit special
I ran track, hung out in malls Ed ran headfirst into walls I had girly girls, and lots of clothes Ed had names for all his toes Like Larry, and Terry, and Jerry, and Barry, and Ricky, and Bobby, and Rhonda the girl who don't care like you and I care
Oh, special Ed His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head Now he thinks he's a piece of bread Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit special Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I thought College life was great Ed could count from one to two I liked people and the party scene Ed was scared of the vacuum cleaner
Oh, special Ed His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head Now he thinks he can drive his bed Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit
One day while talking to special Ed He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me that's when I knew That special Ed just made me special too
*starts dancing and acting retarded*
I'm strong like Hulk! My shoes hurt! Mr. Show!
Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me Ed is fine Yeah he's a fucking Einstein
Oh, Special Ed (and me) Now we're not right in the head (you see) Now we're not so bright instead We're a little bit special Just a little bit special That fucker Ed made me special Just a little bit... Just a little bit... Everybody... Special
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