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LL COOL J( James Todd Smith )
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Dear Yvette
Lyricist:Rick Rubin, James Todd Smith
Yo, Yvette, there's a lot of rumors going around They're so bad, baby, you might have to skip town See something's smelling fishy and they say it's you All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
They say you're a man-eater during the full moon Mascot of the senior boys' locker room They said Yvette walked in, there wasn't too much rap Her reputation got bigger and so did her gap 'Cuz girl, your momma shoulda taught you better I'ma sit down and write you a long letter
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
I'm glad you ain't my sister, then again if you was I'd have to treat you like you was my distant 'cuz I'm not a news reporter, I don't mean to assume What should I think? I seen ya coming out the men's bathroom You wasn't in there alone, wasn't using the phone The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was 'Moan'
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
I don't really know if the story is so I can either ask Curly or Larry or Moe Or Earl, Shabazz, Lou, Mookie or Joe Like Santa Claus said, you're a ho-ho-ho
In every disco, you say hello Like you're a little angel but we all know Since you was eleven you been acting this way You always got in bed when you wanted to play You're a freak, you think you're Lady Godiva Some freaks are live but Yvette you're liver
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
You're a back-seat queen, a elevator pro A high-powered body makes your Levis grow See the stories I've heard, they could amaze I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
So calm down freak, get a G.E.D. That's a General Education on Decency One day you'll see and agree with me Unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93
For you there's no fee, everything is free This is from me to you, not you to me Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight You try to shake your butt with all your might
I don't really wanna diss nobody You might think I had a little too much Bacardi But that's not the problem, the problem's Yvette How bad can a girl's reputation get? See, she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met If you're desperate, ask Yvette 'cuz she'll say 'Bet'
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
B-Boys are hard on the boulevard The reverend at the church said you was barred Homeboys on the block love you a lot You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not
So before you start walking and your beak starts squawking Let me explain to you who is talking I'm LL Cool J, from around the way You boogie down to my records almost every day
Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standing still You're faster than my Caddy when it's going downhill Won't forget that day in the YMCA The guy at the desk said it was okay For you to come inside 'cuz he knew you'd stay Greg G and Garfield yelled 'Hooray'
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette Dear, Yvette
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