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Monty Python( The Pythons )
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Bruces
Lyricist:Eric Idle
Immanuel Kant was a real puissant Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart 'I drink, therefore I am'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed
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