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Monty Python( The Pythons )
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Bruces' Philosophers Song (Bruces' Song)
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beary swine who was just as schloshed as Schegel There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill of his own free will Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com on a half a pint of shany is particularly ill Plato they say can stick it away half a create of whisky everyday Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was found of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart ' I drink, therefore I am ' Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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