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Monty Python( The Pythons )
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Bruces' Philosophers' Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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